I have this theory about men and women, and I’ve experienced some of it firsthand, so I think I can speak with a little bit of…experience.

See, here it is.  Men today are pussies.  They have been either raised by single women to hate the very essence of what they are, thanks to some fuckin’ dickless jerk who abandoned the two of them, or they’ve been brainwashed by the liberal media, so rampant in our TV, our schools, our radio, etcetera etcetera to believe that men should be kinder, gentler, and essentially nutless.

So now we have a generation of jellyfish with dicks running around calling themselves men, and it gets worse every generation.  I know a few kids who are so “emo” and who glorify being effeminate to the point where the gender lines are completely blurred…

And to get right down to it, a woman wants a MAN.  Not some limp-wristed pussy who can’t fix anything that breaks, not some faggott who listens to Ani DiFranco on a daily basis, not some effeminate little sck of shit who is in touch with his “feminine side”.  Women want a MAN.  M-A-N.

Before you all accuse me of being mysogynistic (yet another made-up liberal concept designed to cut the nuts off the red-blooded American man), let me explain…

You see, a woman’s hero, bar NONE, is her daddy.  Her daddy was a strong man, who took care of his family and provided for them all.  He was the leader of his family, the patriarch, and he loved and protected his daughter with the ferocity of a great white shark.  His daughter KNEW beyond a shadow of a doubt that she could depend on her daddy to “make it all better”.

So when it came time for the girl to leave her daddy, she began looking for a mate that resembled her daddy because in her mind, that represented what a man SHOULD be.  Instead, she found one of two things:

1)  The aforementioned jellyfish with “balls”

2)  The aforementioned dickless moron who treated her like shit.

And so, in order for the woman’s family to be taken care of, she now has to assume the role of patriarch…of “person to be depended on”.  And she tells the person she’s with “I wish you were like my daddy”.  And then they split up, which creates what I call a “gender rift” in the woman’s psyche…in essence  “All men are shit”, therefore she is unable to find a happy, successful relationship and ultimately settles with one of the dickless jellyfish or the equally dickless assholes.

Men, we HAVE to start reasserting our manhood.  Manhood does NOT entail being an asshole to women…It does entail being a responsible person, one who will defend his woman and family with great ferocity.  It is letting your woman know that she can depend on you through ANY sort of adversity.  It is proving to her that you are as good a man as her daddy, and perhaps a BETTER man than her daddy.

Women, you HAVE to allow us men to assert our natural place of dominance (See the above definition of “manhood”).  This doesn’t mean we are going to beat the shit out of you at every turn…It means that we are the leaders of the family unit.  It means that you have to trust us, with input from EACH member of the family, that we are going to make the correct decision.  Not all of us are assholes, regardless of what you might think.

I gladly stand up and tell the world that I am a MAN.  I am a responsible, relatively sane adult and I accept the responsibility of manhood.  I challenge other men to do the same.

For those that have been waiting, my new blog/opinion site has been launched.  This is not for the faint of heart.  There may be opinions expressed here that might piss you off…but frankly, I don’t care.

I will not censor any comments left…unless, of course, they’re outrageous and contain death threats or some shit.  Act accordingly.  =P

—jt